WhatfettleDasani in the UK!


Dasani has just been launched here in the UK and depressingly the Football League has taken £15m bung from Coca-Cola to promote its products including this awful tasting stuff. Maybe this signals a return to "sexy football" as the word "Dasani" is apparently ancient Sanskrit for a young woman whose job was to "deliver pleasure" to kings.

As mentioned earlier, it tastes awful and I strongly advocate that you DO NOT BUY this stuff! If you are offered this by a company at a meeting in lieu of a nice drink, ask them how paying for filtered, salted, bottled tap water sold at a 3000% markup improves share-holder value.

The real thing?
League have £15m Coke deal in can
Introducing Dasani - the water with added, er, protein *Update*