It's a meme-thing, here are my 12 cut and paste sentences from last year:
January: based upon an accident of birth
February: choreography is more like a roundabout
March: "why aye, mon cherie", "au revoir, pet".
April: wear with pride until noon
May: Yes, it's eternal life
June: hats off to Helen Steel and David Morris
July: the "war on flies^W terror"
August: go on and on well past the point of smelling iffy
September: I've been immortalised
October: fire up a dentist's drill, slap you around the face
November: our glorious leader gets a kick up the jacksie
December: my defensive action had insulted the driver