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Neptune's Kiss Guaranteed

Well i've been faced with a few strange loos in my time, but the American Standard in the Hampton Inn is a real eye-opener. It's less than 2" from buttocks to the water's surface which more or less guarantees “Neptune's Kiss”.

Comments { 2 }

  1. Bog blog?

  2. Don't like the look of that bog... if I gave birth to a monster a) the outflow hole is too small resulting in b) more than Neptune's kiss as crap water would overflow!