This introduction is fun and I’ve no doubt goes down well in the States where people are more, er, enthusiastic, but to this Brit it’s an all too embarrassing reminder of how Neil Kinnock snatched electoral defeat from the jaws of victory in 1992, We’re all right! We’re all right! .. brrr!

This was the video footage that was used to inspire the “all new” iPod advert - based around Steve’s iPod. Well worth a view, giigle and turn those speakers up first!
Once you see this you’ll never see an iPod advert in quite the same way again!
http://www.macboy.com/cartoons/ballmer/
Or how Howard Dean blew himself out of the presidential race in Iowa.
Balmer notwithstanding, even Yanks have some standards.
the remix is fun:
http://www.flamingmailbox.com/maccomedy/movies/balmer.html